8.4 MILLION NEW YORKERS SUDDENLY REALIZE NEW YORK CITY A HORRIBLE PLACE TO LIVE →
via warispeace (Thanks for the laugh, right when I needed it!)
“I always had this perverted sense of pride because I was managing to scrape by here,” said Brooklyn resident Andrew McQuade, who, after watching two subway rats gnawing on a third bloody rat carcass*, finally determined that New York City was a giant sprawling cancer. “Well, fuck that. I don’t need to pay $2,000 a month to share a doghouse-sized apartment with some random Craigslist dipshit to prove my worth. I want to live like a goddamn human being.”
(*I myself have already seen a rat eating a dead mouse on the subway tracks.)
